Marmite has made a whole advertising campaign out of the fact that some people love it, while others recoil in horror at the thought of going anywhere near the stuff.
For my money there is another product which is just as bad – coleslaw. The word comes from the Dutch koolsla which means cabbage salad. Whoever thought cabbage salad was a good idea?
The thing that really bugs me is why some cafes and restaurants insist on putting the stuff on your plate. A side salad means a side salad, and it should be uncorrupted by the gooey revolting mess that is coleslaw.
We need a Freedom from Coleslaw campaign. Who will join me?